Michelangelo must have been ANCIENT by then
In a vet hospital waiting room, a man was discussing his trip to Italy. There, he was overwhelmed by the site of Michelangelo's David, causing him to comment:
"It's just so hard to believe they could make something like that back in the 19th century!"
Holy crap, he was 400 years old when he carved David? That's EXTRA impressive!